juliaparent123:

ho-roscopes:

okay so basically, it isn’t clear but i’m 99% sure this is a phan kiss from the party they went to in 2009??????

OH MY FUCKING GOD

thanks for the inspiration for a new fanfic!

juliaparent123:

ho-roscopes:

okay so basically, it isn’t clear but i’m 99% sure this is a phan kiss from the party they went to in 2009??????

OH MY FUCKING GOD

thanks for the inspiration for a new fanfic!

ho-roscopes:

okay so basically, it isn’t clear but i’m 99% sure this is a phan kiss from the party they went to in 2009??????

OH MY FUCKING GOD

ho-roscopes:

okay so basically, it isn’t clear but i’m 99% sure this is a phan kiss from the party they went to in 2009??????

OH MY FUCKING GOD

anakihn:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

GO THROUGH THE TAGS ON THIS POST OH MY GOD.

ew I have half a can of flat coke zero and a full can of seltzer near me

ravingliberal:

cortisol:

edwardspoonhands:

pizzajohn:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

None Pizza Left Beef haunts me to this day. I’ll be sitting there, minding my own business when suddenly I’ll think of this, and laugh hysterically, no matter what.

Every time I’m awake to see 3 am I’m like, “Y’know what sounds really good right now? None pizza with left beef.”

spoonerverse BEC

None pizza with left beef is my patronus.

(Source: ollielephant)

cumber-bitches:

My mum ordered the 2015 supernatural calendar so she can look at “those hot pieces of ass” every month. Her words, not mine.

is there really a supernatural calendar?

sswiggityswagwhatsinthebag:

Dan and Phil + being married

if a girl or a boy who stumbled on this post without knowing who Dan and Phil are she or he will probably think that they’re married or a couple

People who DO know who Dan and Phil are already know that they are in fact a married couple 

(Source: svetlnamilkovich)

versa-tilly:

Reblog if you love tyler oakley. Im making something to give to him at Playlist(if he doesnt go ill mail it to his P.O. Box)!!

Reblog only!!

LOVE YOU TYLER

corisete:

the-grand-fangirl:

cosplaytipsandtricks:

homestuckresources:

kcaacbay:

How to cover up tattoos!

  • use a red lipstick covering the outlines
  • pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
  • pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
  • use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.
VIDEO TUTORIAL:

we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

Also good for hickeys

And scars.

(Source: beautyfit-kc)

glacear:

when u open up ur 5th grade sketch book

image

I’m going to assume this is both an example and a reaction

DAN’S FACE 
DAN’S MOTHERFUCKING FACE

DAN’S FACE 

DAN’S MOTHERFUCKING FACE